English scones for a birthday breakfast

Following a special request from the birthday boy, Rachel made some delicious scones for breakfast, which Lily proceeded to devour with great delight as a true English girl, with upraised little finger and all... When asked by her father: "Es-tu une petite fille anglaise, toi?", she answered "Je ne suis pas une petite fille anglaise, je suis une petite fille en fraise!" — a reply that made everybody laugh except Alice, who knew the fruits inside the scones were not strawberries but cranberries, and they were too sour to her taste.